Rise Park family
8:48 Fri Feb 19
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Couldn't stop myself letting go a horrible corrosive invader as got off tube at Holborn yesterday morning.....whilst not deliberate, pathetically found it very amusing
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BRANDED
7:36 Fri Feb 19
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Contrary to Internet search engine wisdom, farting does not burn 67 calories and is not a practical weight loss mechanism.
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yngwies Cat
7:33 Fri Feb 19
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Thanks, evolution, God, space aliens, it's a design classic for sure.
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SnarestoneIron
7:26 Fri Feb 19
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A fart burns up 67 calories...apparently. Keep on farting boys!
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w4hammer
7:18 Fri Feb 19
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!ARMAGEDDON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
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Aalborg Hammer
6:50 Fri Feb 19
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In my semi-comatose state this morning,I popped out (what I thought) was to be a quiet air-biscuit...it turned out to be exceptional both in volume and content...normally Mrs.AH is up and out on her early walk...sadly,she was still lying next to me and fanning the air...at least she got up and made a cuppa....I blame baked beans and Jerusalem artichokes (with two bottles of Guinness)
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Tomshardware
6:47 Fri Feb 19
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Spontanious combustion.
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Swiss.
6:44 Fri Feb 19
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Hydrogen Sulphide is poisonous . Trapped in a confined space you could fart yourself to death.
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Tomshardware
6:33 Fri Feb 19
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Most talked about topic on WHO ever.
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BRANDED
6:24 Fri Feb 19
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Well obviously sulphur. Unless you had a load of eggs for breakfast.
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Joe C
6:23 Fri Feb 19
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What do dried apricots produce? Had some of them earlier and been producing staggeringly eggy ones for the last couple of hours
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Nicey
6:13 Fri Feb 19
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Stick an egg box in there too Swiss and you sound proof them too
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Swiss.
12:45 Fri Feb 19
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I might market bum filters in boxers. Blocks the Hydrogen Sulphide. Can fart away at your hearts content at work in the the lift.
Far Easy for men...you're worth it
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Noah
12:25 Fri Feb 19
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CARBON DIBAXIDE
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claret on my shirt
12:08 Fri Feb 19
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about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans
It's more like 10% in this house
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BRANDED
11:14 Fri Feb 19
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B6NY B 10:50 Fri Feb 19
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And you had the cheek to call Gavros a boring cunt!
A cunt fart.
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zebthecat
11:05 Fri Feb 19
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What utter guff; it is spelled SULPHUR
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w4hammer
11:03 Fri Feb 19
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a completely FARTUOUS series of points- only one unARSEnered question when it comes to FARTS
""......which cunt's just done that......?!"
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Saul Bollox
11:00 Fri Feb 19
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Nice thread Not too long winded.
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Noah
10:51 Fri Feb 19
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I can TRUMP that Davies
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